The Dictatorship of The New order of Mozambique is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 114 million Mozambiques are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mozambique economy, worth 5.67 trillion Reichs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,739 Reichs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New order of Mozambique's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The New order of Mozambique is ranked 105,662^nd in the world and 429^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 79.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.